Thursday, November 24, 2005

Pay for Performance?

Who am I?

I was named president of my company despite no meaningful experience before getting this job.

I inherited a company that had mixed results with occasional strong periods, but never strong consecutive outings.

After two poor years, I placed all the blame on one of my employees and brought in "my guy" to run the day to day operations.

After four consecutive years that were worse than the previous ten years, my boss gave me a five year extension and even more money.

No person I brought in to improve the company results has had any impact whatsoever. In fact, many of these people have character issues that are causing even worse results.

Answer - Matt Millen.

I wish I could find an employer to pay me millions for a job that I am not qualified and the give me a contract extension after I prove my incompetence for four years.

How long do the Lions have to suck before something is done to improve this joke of a team?

4 Comments:

Blogger mouse said...

roopdogg, get your own blog! we don't want no penn state cheers here.

November 26, 2005 9:07 AM  
Blogger MplsJu said...

Heard Mooch was fired...true?

November 27, 2005 12:39 PM  
Blogger mouse said...

nope. freep says, "Mooch still Lions' coach... for now" as of Saturday's edition.

November 27, 2005 4:10 PM  
Blogger mouse said...

UPDATE! I heard on the radio on my way home from class that Mooch is gone. ESPN confirms.

GOOOOOO STEELERS!

BOOOO COLTS!

(I've got two separate bets riding on this game tonight...)

November 28, 2005 4:55 PM  

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