"I will break your spleen"

--TheCrazyCanuck

Some of you know that a running joke between Hawkeye and TheCrazyCanuck is that they are going to have a huge no holds barred fight some day. Every once in a while, the smack talk starts about who would win this fight. For some reason, this discussion started again on Friday evening. After some friendly smack talk and some additional baiting from the audience (me), TheCrazyCanuck is at a loss for comebacks. She tells Hawkeye that "I will break your spleen". At this point, Hawkeye and I bust out laughing and probe into how exactly you break one's spleen.

At this point, TheCrazyCanuck jumps on Hawkeye, who is lying on the sofa. Caught off guard, Hawkeye starts laughing (this was not really a fight). In the middle of this, I notice that my digital camera is sitting on the coffee table, so I turn it on and start taking some pictures. Here is the best one I took.



Needless to say, TheCrazyCanuck was unable to break Hawkeye's spleen, but she did hurt Hawkeye's finger. I'll call this fight a draw.

I am already starting to promote the re-match.