I am not Proud of Myself

I have a confession to make. One that will shock and appall all of you. You might not be able to respect and worship me like you probably do today after this confession. It's one that I am not proud to admit, but in the spirit of full disclosure in this week of reflection leading up to the celebration of turkey, stuffing, and other more holy events, I won't be able to respect myself if I do not fess up my sacrilegious pleasure.

Tomorrow...

Use the next 24 hours to speculate amongst yourselves.