It's Funny Because It's True
I was talking to Mouse on the phone tonight on my drive home after the softball game. She needed a male perspective on a boy-related issue. While I will spare you all the details from a conversation, I have to mock Mouse for one comment.
She was complaining about a certain guy that was being stupid. With a perfectly sincere delivery, Mouse asked me "Why can't I find a guy that will just do what I want him to"?
Well said, Mouse. Good luck finding that guy.
She was complaining about a certain guy that was being stupid. With a perfectly sincere delivery, Mouse asked me "Why can't I find a guy that will just do what I want him to"?
Well said, Mouse. Good luck finding that guy.

2 Comments:
what gary didn't mention is that he totally sided with me by deciding that the guy in question totally fucked up. so, by saying that I want to find a man who will "just do what I want him to," I am simply asking that he not act like an idiot. I'm easy to please.
so to all of gary's readers, y'all aren't doing the best job of impressing me here. i'm underwhelmed.
that last comment should be edited to say: "so to all of gary's MALE readers..."
sorry to any girls who may have taken offense. we tend to be a pretty logical and intelligent bunch.
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